The Forgetting

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The Forgetting

Apr
2018
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The minute I’m appointed Minister

for Justice, Broadcasting, and Espionage,

I’ll send forth a decree

making it criminal, and punishable

by being made sit forever

on a bus that never leaves

Kinnegad, to make any further mention of

Miriam O’Callaghan.

It will be an offence

to download any part of Miriam O’Callaghan

from the internet.

Furthermore, any computers or

smart-phones found to contain pictures

of Miriam O’Callaghan

will be broken up

by care-in-the-community

lunatics with specially made

hammers my Department will

provide them with.

The Armed Response Unit will begin

raiding houses known to contain back issues

of the RTE Guide disfigured

with her image.

 

It will be a crime even

for you to read this poem,

or, technically, for me to have written it.

If reading this poem in the printed version

be sure and eat the paper it’s written on

and that all of it has passed successfully

through your digestive system

bcfore you’re arrested.

 

KEVIN HIGGINS