Dáil Debates, Health, Women's Rights

Road Traffic Bill

Jan
2018
18

Dáil Debates, Transport Tourism and Sport

Migration Crisis

Jan
2018
16

Foreign Affairs, Human Rights

Features

after Bertolt Brecht

You clean collared columnists

should first help us fix the basic roof-over-head

dilemma, before penning your next sermon.

 

You shower, who preach careful now

and always know your own exact bank balance,

what is this mature democracy towards which you sweat?

Without a door I can safely lock behind me

to keep your pity at bay, civilisation

doesn’t even begin.

 

First bring those of us who get by on Supermacs

each our own mahogany table and a big, silver knife

with which to cut the turkey and ham into manageable slices

(with a vegetarian option for those so afflicted)

and answer us this:

 

What put the diamonds in your owner’s wife’s ears?
Or the Prince Albert ring in her boyfriend’s willy?

The fact you’re in there polishing phrases

and we’re out here in the undemocratic rain

which everyone – from the Primate of the Church of Ireland

to the Council for the Women of  Consequence – agrees

must never be allowed land on you,

 

this is what keeps pinning diamonds

to your owner’s wife’s sad little lobes,

and puts the ring that winks up at her

in her boyfriend’s knob.

KEVIN HIGGINS